Today is a short post because I need a day to myself. But here are some direct quotes from email or phone conversations I’ve had with customers and restaurant staff. Sprinkled in are quotes from other phone monkeys. I’ll let you guess whose are whose. Also, be aware that even though these exchanges happened in the workplace, they are 100% NSFW, not child safe, and demoralizingly NSFL.
Yeah, that cheese steak was my only guarantee to get laid. I’d like to see you fix that!
[slurring] You need to come down here and serve me. You took an oath and you have to serve me. Because you’re a public servant. You need to come down here and be my bitch.
He was drunk and on the drugs.
You’re so nice, I love you. *hiccup*
How fucking stupid can you guys be? […] A bunch of fucking monkeys!
I’ll fucking kill everyone at [_______] if you guys close me tomorrow!
Thundercunts.
I haven’t fucking gotten my food yet! Fuck!
i hate people […] bastards
We don’t read the whole order! You send it, we make it!
Reinstate my account but I don’t want that bitch [_____] to have any contact with me
Fuck you and fuck the driver you hire .
Bunch of idiots
I love [______]/your service too! You guys really provide great customer service and I want to thank you because I’m guessing you aren’t getting paid much. And, I want to thank you before I sober up. Good job!
They should be BANNED from your site. They are shady and probally ILLEGAL ALIENS
THESE people… they are scum…
I ordered the grilled chicken Caesar wrap and it came with no Caesar which felt dry as it traveled through my esophagus […] Yea compensation would be great as I am very poor and enjoy moist sandwiches.
ALL CAPS!!!1
see you guys tomorrow. i’m gonna get out the whiskey.
High-Definition Fantasy 